Playt's Thoughts #3: Elves under The toilet Mold

Oh, you found me. I've been in hiding for a little while. There's something I need to tell you about and it's very very serious. See, I had this horse, and somehow, while my back was turned, the horse accidentally wondered into the junk yard. It was having a lot of fun, running down between the broken cars, until it stepped into a machine that's supposed to compact the cars for economic reasons. The minute I found the horse, I saw a big metal thing come down from the sky and smash the horse into little pieces. There was so much horse guts everywhere, and it was such a horrible loss, that I went and got another horse. That one was awesome, I had front row seats to the most goriest thing I had ever hoped I see in my pitiful life.

And since that day I haven't been seen for days. I wasted a lot of money on those stupid horses, and now I was broke and starving on the streets. I decided not to be broke or starving anymore, so I wasn't. I found my house and found some food in the refrigerator. I tried to eat the dead carrot, but it just wasn't the same eating without a dead horse in front of me to enjoy it. I decided that my life was just going to be depressing from then on.

3 hours Later....

I was feeling better after a good nap, and was ready to go out into the world for a little longer. This time I didn't know what to do, so I just started walking down the street. I kept walking and walking aimlessly down unnamed streets, until I came to Blue town. Those blue people are strange, you think I'm strange, listen to this. order reverse in words their speaks everyone Town Blue In. And that's why you don't want to go there with a very talkative foot. I swear to Jill, if my foot doesn't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna have to cut it off again. The last time I had a little disagreement with my eyes, so I made myself blind for 2 years. That's showin them, those stupid stupid eyes. Anyways, in Blue town, it's good to know you're looks. I sat in the car and looked at everyone around me. That was not a good thing, because immediately everyone on the street jumped into my car. I didn't really care, because they were 100 times smaller than me, and I just smashed them into oblivion, but I never went back to that place ever again. First of all, I wasn't driving in the first place, and plan B says that I had no foot. Think about it, I always get confused after I go to Blue town.

Try this at home. Rot your teeth out with a shitload of candy, and then go get gold fillings. Then grab your tinfoil and chew the shit out of it. It really fucking hurts and taste nasty, but after a couple of bites, you can't stop doing it. Then you accidentally forget it's only tinfoil and you swallow it. The sharp edges cut your mouth and it gets stuck. While you gasp for air, the ball of tinfoil flies down your throat into your lungs and it punctures the inside. Then blood fills that lung until it overflows and starts to fill the other lung. Then you try to cough to get it out, but it's too late now, there's too much blood. Then what should you do?