The Magical Bunny

The magical bunny went skippin through the storm
Walkin and trippin over his basket full o porn
Spillin and slippin through the rain like a new born
Half eaten like the lobe on an ear of fresh corn

Skizzle dizzle imp nizzle, slap my fucking ass
The grass on this side is half skrizzle like glass
Flishhy Blishy Blosch norkily coop
The bunny had to stop and take a little poop

That's when all turned wrong and the world flipped
Skating on the upturned monkey when his shirt ripped
The bunny turned into a water sock and sat by the road
His toe changed to a rock, his fingers to a toad

That's the end of my story, and I'm sorry to say
That stupid fuckin rabbit can no longer play
Sure, he was magical, but so fucking what
Would you live after fucking that skanky lil slut?